Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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