he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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