I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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