So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
im about as happy as oj after his trial
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
