Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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