the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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