thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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