nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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