Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
