Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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