do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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