I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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