I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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