They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I wear drunk well.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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