I want to make a zoo with you.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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