Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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