I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My dick has a subreddit
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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