just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
My vagina just recognized that song.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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