So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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