I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Randomize
