Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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