There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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