Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Sorry my hands just texted you
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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