handjob tips. give me some.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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