Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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