just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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