We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
3pm strippers are depressing
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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