**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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