But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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