Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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