Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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