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hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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