I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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