No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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