Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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