the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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