So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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