She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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