Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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