You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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