She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think I died a long time ago.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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