so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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