do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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