Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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