I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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