It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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