I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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