I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
