Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
