Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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