Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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