have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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