i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
