He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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