So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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