I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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