so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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