Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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