Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Your penis caused this!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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